After 255 years of ruining the whole of a Friday night TV entertainment each year, the Big Bottom Broadcasting Company has finally conceded that it's annual 'Children in Need' monopolisation of the BBBC1 airwaves is 'as boring as fu*k'.
Terry Wigon, who has hosted the entire 255 years of Children in Need said 'It really is a terrible bore to be sure and in all honesty, it is the most wasteful sh*t mindless piece of tedious broadcasting all year where B to Z list celebs think they are being hilarious in the name of charity...so it is'.
The casts of various channel sitcoms and soaps, and those of piss poor west end musicals also agreed that they are not funny or entertaining and that they are really fu*ked off that they have to 'trawl through this crap year in, year out'.
The highlights of this years Children in Need included Ricky Gervaise being obviously not racist or disablist (if there is such a word) and several specially unfunny variations of BBBC programme fodder including Doctor 'Who the fuck cares he's leaving'.
A snap poll suggested that viewers would rather listen to 7 hours of Jonathan Woss and Russell Brandy making dirty phone calls to 70's sitcom stars.
Terry Wigon finally asked so he did that Irish people are not stereotyped as dimwitted yokels as he scooped up his pig to leap on the back of his wild horse to ride through the estates of Dublin.
