Enterprising youths in Glasgow, with something interesting on a camcorder have decided against all logic, not to put it on Youtube.
Declan McWotsit, and his friends Barney and Alex had found a Unicorn who could speak three languages, whilst splitting the atom, and filmed it in action.
Declan said: 'We put other things on Youtube. Playing Guitar maybe, or Swingball, but nothing like this, it really is not that interesting. We find Unicorns in Glasgow all the time. They are a Native Species in this part of the country, so they are quite common. One speaking three languages whilst splitting the atom is rare, but it just shows that he applied himself. When I am older though, I want to be a world champion Swingball player. No-one except for me believes in my dream'
