Youtube - The Cinema experience

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

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God, if I could see this in a Cinema, it would be just, like, totally, man.

Straggly bearded Multi-millionaire and train driver Richard Branson has unleashed a brand new idea on the world.

Youtube Cinema is to be launched in February 2009, with a screening of wannabes for twenty four hours in London's Leicester Square.

You-tube, the internet craze that has swept the world in recent years has seen a number of people putting up things that should be kept to themselves on the Internet for a potential world wide audience.

Mr Branson, famed for his jumpers, multi million fortune, facial hair, and the fact that he is never seen at the same time as hirsute TV Presenter Noel Edmonds told us: 'Youtube is the Internet hit of the decade, or at least of last year, and I am always one to be straight on to a new trend. I felt that it was about time that these desperately sad wanabees were seen on a bigger screen. I feel it is time that I gave something back.'

Youtube Cinema will just be played on a bigger screen than a normal computer. The actual image will be no bigger than the average Television Screen, and people will get fed up with scenes missing the end, and some other viewer posting up comments while the film is being watched.

Mr Branson smiled a cheesy smile and left in a Hot Air Balloon. 'I am buying into hula hoops now, the toys, not the crisp, I think that they are the next big thing. Though, if I was buying into Crisps, I would be buying into Frazzles, they are just coming into their own now, I believe'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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