Chelsea Eager to Lay Claim on Joe

Funny story written by Mel Kiss

Friday, 24 October 2008

Disney starlet Chelsea Staub was extremely happy to learn of close friend Joe Jonas's breakup with country singer Taylor Swift, hoping that she could encourage rumours with teen magazines by getting the nineteen year old singer to go out with her for real.

Chelsea has become increasingly close to all three boys as she is appearing as Stella on their new television show, J.O.N.A.S! When seen holding hands with Joe she was interested how fast rumours spread, which made her realise that hooking up with Joe might be good for her career.

Chelsea was first made known to viewers playing villain Meredith Baxter-Dimly in Bratz: the Movie and alongside Jason Dolley in the DCOM Minutemen. She can also sing, and hopes to launch a solo career and maybe do a duet with the Jonas Brothers.

"I'm really anxious to do a duet with Joe. I think singing together will really make us closer and when Joe hears me sing he might actually be attracted to me. I am a pretty good singer." Though Chelsea might be getting a little too sure of herself, in the Disney industry its good to be confident as reigning queen Miley Cyrus knows all too well.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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