Written by Pointer

Friday, 17 October 2008

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Palin's pipes with prominent red button

Halfway intelligent viewers of the last debate in John McCain's political life smelt a rat when the Repub candie said Joe the Plumber more than his ubiquitous old saw, my friends.

Press investigations have revealed only hours after the debate that made the snake handling Republican hero that his name is not Joe, he doesn't have a plumber's license, never even apprenticed and couldn't buy a quarter of a million dollar business if he married Cindy McCain.

Not Joe is a tax cheat and is on the Palin payroll along with Joe Sixpack. Further study showed that Palin had payed not Joe the not plumber for "cleaning her pipes".

Palin spokesperson, Inuit shaman Lionel Thruteeth explained that Sarah Palin often hired handymen to service her pipes when Todd the Enforcer was off enforcing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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