Written by Pointer

Friday, 10 October 2008

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Sibling Sex : the Northern Exposure that Dare Not Speak Its Name

Repub VPILF has been trying to convince the nation that hers is a very close family. The intimacy of the Palin clan just got a scary bit closer as the female Governor of Alaska admitted to that she and Todd have the same parents.

The Palins appearing on It's Never Morning in Alaska exposed to their northern brethren the fact of their sisterly-brotherly love:

"We Palins are Christian fundamentalists. When we read that Adam and Eve, our first Iraqi parents, had children who then must have married their brothers and sisters since there were no other human beings on earth 10,000 years ago, we were so relieved. God our loving father had provided us with a precedent for sister-screwing and fraternal boinking!"

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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