"Project Runway" Renamed "Project Find-the-Runway"

Funny story written by Gail Farrelly

Monday, 29 September 2008

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Where's the runway?

Will the new season of the hit TV show Project Runway be on the Bravo network or will it move to Lifetime? No one knows for sure at this point. A New York judge, however, has granted an injunction preventing the move to Lifetime for now.

Some feel that the reason the judge gave for his decision -- "I hate Lifetime and all its silly female shows" -- will not stand up on appeal. The Bravo network, however, has issued a statement saying that it respects the judge's decision and also admires the fact that he is a spiffy dresser who wears his judicial robes with style and class.

Fans are having a ball examining all the ins and outs of the battle. It's been suggested that Bravo execs are out to get Heidi Klum for attempting to run off to Lifetime. "Did you think it was just chance that she was dropped on her butt during the Emmy telecast?" one conspiracy theorist asked.

Fashion consultant and Project Runway cast member Tim Gunn is staying on the sidelines, trying to remain neutral. It's been reported, however, that he's been pleading with both sides to just "Make it work."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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