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Funny story: The Greatest Escape: A Magician's Tale

The Greatest Escape: A Magician's Tale

I’m baaaaaaaaack! Not much to brag about though. Here I am, lying on the train tracks in a dark, dreary NYC subway tunnel under Grand Central Station. Just been hit by a speeding train, my body is bloody and battered. Ouch! I’m a magician, so I’ll just have to work some magic to pull myself together and get out of here. I’ve been dead since 1926, I died of peritonitis, but I’m not gonna let...

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Funny story: Local Magician Saves Day at John Mayer Concert

Local Magician Saves Day at John Mayer Concert

In the final show of John Mayer's tour a local magician becomes the hero of the concert when the automatic paper towel dispenser won't work. Guest Garner Girthoffer was interviewed about the occurrence. "Yeah it was a mess. It's bad enough when y...

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Funny story: Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Abigail Smithers of Washington County, Arkansas apparently will recover from several broken ribs, broken right leg, three toes on the right foot and a fresh-laid dog turd tangled up in her hair after falling off a chicken truck headed for a Purdue Fa...

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Funny story: Magician an absolute 9/4 steal for Royal Ascot's St James's Palace Stakes according to online bookies

Magician an absolute 9/4 steal for Royal Ascot's St James's Palace Stakes according to online bookies

Ascot, Berks - Bred by Ireland's Absolutelyfabulous Syndicate the three year-old bay colt ran 'an absolute bloody blinder' at the Curragh last month to storm to a 3½L victory over Gale Force Ten in the 2013 renewal of the Irish 2000 Guineas. On Tu...

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Funny story: Famous Magician Appears At Bigfoot Location

Famous Magician Appears At Bigfoot Location

After vanishing nearly a year ago, a famous magician reappeared today. Arte Cromweiler disappeared during a live performance in mid-December of last year, seemingly without a trace, and reappeared today, surprising a family of Norwegian vacationers.

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Funny story: The Rabbit is Out of the Hat

The Rabbit is Out of the Hat

After a long and grueling court battle, magician Hairy Duheeny has been acquitted of fraud charges. Duheeny, a semi-professional magician, faced charges of fraud, when Shaniqua Robbins (now known as Shaun) brought his underground side business as a s...

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Funny story: Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.

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Funny story: Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Jesus wasn't son of God: Pope to quit

Pope Benedict XVI, supreme leader of the Catholic population of the world is to quit his position after finding out that the figure his religion is based on was a fake.

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Funny story: Your expectations

Your expectations

Your expectations can make things more difficult for me than they would otherwise be if you didn't consider me a magician. Or they can make things go better than they would otherwise go for me if you just name me the sole person in your will.

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Funny story: Magician Pulls Hat Out Of Rabbit!

Magician Pulls Hat Out Of Rabbit!

The Great Gorgonzola, master magician with 'The Zwumpee Baloney Circus' troupe, yesterday unveiled his new trick to a crowd of reporters in London.

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