Britney Spears' Vagina To Be Sewn Up*

Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 4 September 2008

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A vagina belonging to pop superstar Britney Spears, is to be sewn up, according to some people in a courthouse

Spears' vagina has been the subject of countless stories in the media, especially on obscure English satirical news website TheSpoof.com, which would have gone bankrupt were it not for the Slit.

Now though, authorities in the US who have been campaigning for several months to have it stitched-up, have got their way. A court in Los Angeles ordered that, as the ex-pop princess has already brought two children into the world, the access route for more should be forever sealed.

The procedure will take place next Wednesday.

* This story was written for the sole purpose of scoring some points.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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