Secret DNA tests, carried out by me in my bedroom, have proved conclusively that the father of Jayden James, Britney Spears' second child, is, in fact, Justin Timberlake, Britney's childhood sweetheart.
The pair who met on The Mickey Mouse Fun House, were pictured being very close in the ten months before Jayden James was born.
Kevin Federline, whom everyone thought was the biological father, is said to be furious at the news but it is to Justin who everyone is looking at for a reaction.
Out of a heavy relationship with Cameron Diaz last summer, Timberlake was never looking sfor something to tie him down like a child as he sees himself as a 'free spirit'.
But how will the 'free spirit' answer to this?
