Jade Goody Proves She's 'not fick'

Written by Richard-Rasch

Monday, 1 September 2008

Jade Goody, reportedly feeling stronger than ever despite her recent cancer diagnosis, reveals to us her plans to write a new book.

"I'm not fick. People are always accusing me of being illegitimate - I can read and write perfeckly, thankyou! I think everyone will see I'm not anorexic when they read my new book. I won't be using a ghostbuster like most celebrities either: I want to write the whole thing myself."

Jade told us the book would document her ongoing struggle against cancer, and she has already written the first few chapters. The release date has not yet been confirmed.

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