The world is coming to end. Fact. Why? Well, Paris Hilton is going to Harvard University. Yes, you read correctly. The heiress with less I.Q. points than a wooden spoon has been accepted into one of the top colleges in the world.
Hilton announced the "dreadful" news on her website. She stated:
"I am very pleased to say that I'm going to...um... Harvard? Yeah, some smart asses college. I am going to study law so that I can sue all the magazines that have been mean to me."
WHAT THE HELL?!
On lighter note, sensible Harvard students have started jumping out of windows, saying that "they would rather die than Paris Hilton come to Harvard."
And I can totally agree. When Paris Hilton finally drops of college, I hope I can finally stop screaming and get back my sanity.