Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 13 July 2008

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Scrubbers like these?

Bollywood - (Lurid Ass Mess): Disney children's movies no longer carry an aura of wholesome innocence because of the tawdry internet antics of scrubbers 'like Vanessa Hudgens'.

That is the view of award-winning Bollywood movie director Sanilav Chunder.

In an interview with LA FasgHagSlagMagtoday the aclaimed moviemaker said porny internet videos of naked Disney starlets like the High School Musical actress have brought Disney into disrepute.

"None of Disney's current children's repetoire would be profitable without lead actresses boosting box-orifice with salacious moonlighting on the side," Chunder opined.

"Some of these skimpy-clad starlets would be thrown in jail back home in India."

Aishwarya Rai is 39 and still utterly wholesome.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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