Nuno Betancourt the former Extreme guitarist has been released by Colombian Fark rebels. He is expected to begin working on a new album of insipid ballads in the next week.
Fark leader Drew Curtis said 'We have been holding him in a cell below my mums stairs for over six years now. I can never forgive him for 'More than Words' and I felt he should be punished. But then today the FBI just stormed into my mums house during Oprah and set him free. He went galloping down the road like the floppy-haired hippy he is. He was singing 'hole hearted' as he went.'
Gary Cherone was unavailable for comment as he is currently being held prisoner by eBaums world.
