Gordon Ramsey, again

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 22 June 2008

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When I grow up, I am going to be just like Gordon Ramsey..........

Sweary footballing Chef, Gordon Ramsey is the latest celeb to feature on Neighbours.

The TV long-runner has taken on Ramsey, to play the long last brother of Shane Ramsey, and son of the late, lamented Madge. Now that his step-father Harold Bishop has moved in a hippy wagon, the way is clear for Ramsey to once again take over his street.

Like Hollyoaks, After Dark, Neighbours before Dawn will feature scenes of a more adult nature, featuring the talents of the Scottish Chef, swearing, a lap dancing club at Lassiter's, and gambling at Number 32.

Gordon Ramsey said: 'Oi, Kennedy, this is my manor mow. Got orf my F*****g land, you muppet'.

He was referring to Dr Karl 'Philanderer' Kennedy,not the late lamented American President, who is revealed to be a recurring character in Emmerdale in a few weeks time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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