Written by funnyman

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

image for Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell to Marry

THEY'VE been working together recently on a number of projects but it turns out that they have been getting to know each other after hours and even better.

Cowell, famous for numerous money making schemes including the 'X Factor' has always assured people that he was Heterosexual but no one has actually seen him with a women. Morgan, who is now separated and has three children said 'Myself and Simon have known one another for a while now, and from the start we had a connection' He went on to say 'I do apologise to my family and friends about this as it may come as a bit of shock, but me and Simon love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together'.

Cowell has yet to be asked about their relationship as he is currently in America for the Final of 'American Idol' however Piers did suggest that he husband to be would love to have a White Wedding.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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