Ashlee Simpson weds Pete Wentz - forgets words

Funny story written by ScottThe Dot

Sunday, 18 May 2008

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Wannabe pop-princess Ashlee Simpson misread the autocue at her own wedding and instead began reciting a song by The Beatles.

"It was nerves, there was a lot going on and I couldn't hear any backing track. I had a sore throat and the autocue was far away and the war in Iraq was on and it was a Saturday and..how many excuses do you need?" said the absent-minded mimer.

Husband Pete Wentz was quoted as saying 'The things I'll do for a bit of trim."

Ashlee timed the wedding to coincide with the release of her new album 'Media Slut'.

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