Written by Lance.D.Boyle

Friday, 12 March 2004

Reality T.V has hit an alltime winner with the new final show of the 'Survivor' series.

After the runaway success of the 'SURVIVOR' series in which,producers fork out as little money as possible,and reap gigantic financial rewards the final show is being filmed.
To make it interesting to everyone,instead of having people with the worst attributes humans can posses ie liars, cheats, schemers and backstabbers the show will be about ordinary people.
Ordinary honourable people given an extraordinary opportunity.

The format and new rules for SURVIVOR: A LEAP OF FAITH are as follows:

1.The parachuter; he/she who have made obscene amounts of money from the show must parachute from an aircraft unassisted.

2.They must try to reach the ground alive and unwounded.

3.If they are unsuccessful at reaching the ground alive their monies earned from the series will go to a legitimate "feed the world type" charity.

4. If a parachuter is only wounded,he/she must ,on recovery ,never work in reality based programs again.He/she must also pay $500,000 to a legitimate charity of their choice.

5.If a parachuter successfully reaches the ground unscathed, he/she must do 10 years community service work.
He/she must also donate $1,000,000 to a legitimate charity of their choice.

The rules for the Ordinary honourable people; People who try to live by scrupulous and ethical rules are as follows:
1.They must try and prevent the parachuters from reaching the ground unscathed.

2.Selfloading shotguns of no more than 12 shot magazine capacity are to be used on each parachuter.

3.Once a parachuter has reached the ground he/she is 'safe' they must not be fired on.Even if he/she is unscathed.

4.If you 'bag' a parachuter,you may place down your firearm and hug your fellow shooters expressing tears of joy and relief.

5.At no time will you need to attempt to lie,cheat,manipulate or backstab another shooter.

6.No overly large egos,will be permitted on the field.

7.Finally the winner or the one who 'bags' the most parachuters,can live free of anymore reality programs.
They will not recieve any large amount of money,but can be comforted in the fact that they have released the world from the grip of a great scourge.
Their children's children may grow up not believing that 'Reality' show behaviour is how humans must act to succeed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Survivor, winner

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