Ultimate Survivor Challenge

Funny story written by NorseHorse

Monday, 19 April 2004

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Providing few other details concerning the matter, President George W. Bush announced that, once Osama Bin Laden is finally captured, the President along with Vice President Dick Cheney, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair and others within the US led coalition aligned against terrorism will be taking on Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, Cuban leader Fidel Castro, as well as others to be named later, in an Ultimate Survivor Challenge.

"This should satisfy world public opinion, once and for all, of just who is in the right and who is not," President Bush said.

In answer to a question from a reporter concerning whether he feared that his tribe might opt to vote him off, he replied that he could not imagine that ever happening.

"It is my opinion that everyone knows what side they are on and who the best leader among them is," the President said. "So I have no fear of being voted off the Ultimate Survivor Challenge by my tribe at all."

This particular edition of the popular Survivor show will take place at an undisclosed location, reported to be somewhere near the South Pole.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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