Sophie Jayne Wins Reality TV Show And Daniel Radcliffe's Heart

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Monday, 5 May 2008

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She may be a confused, overt, semi-illiterate school girl who has mailed "Radders" her panties every day since her 11th birthday, but today she showed the world that there was a hell of a lot more to Sophie Jayne when she won not only the popular reality TV show "Me and My Stalkers", but also the heart of hunky acting sensation Daniel Jacob Radcliffe.

The show was your bog standard reality type, at which Daniel and 24 women lived in a house closely watched by 240 cameras and the majority of the world. But this show had a dramatic twist; all 24 of the woman were stalkers of the Harry Potter star and itching to get into his pants.

As usual in this style of show, one girl was sent home each week. However, being stalkers, they usually managed to return. Nevertheless Sophie Jayne prevailed and last night in the grand final, she walked out of the stalker house hand in hand with Daniel Radcliffe.

Sophie's prize is Greek Islands and Mediterranean cruise with Radcliffe in a honeymoon suite onboard the Pacific Princess and they depart tomorrow morning.

"I love that girl." Radcliffe yelled at the after show party "She was the least crazy girl in the house and the best looking, so I guessed the best girl won, I can't wait for our little cruise."

The other stalker contestants, who include Daniel's co-star Emma Watson, are, to use Emma's own words "Well gutted", but what can I say? I won fair and square so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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