Emma Watson Lets Herself Go

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Thursday, 1 May 2008

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Do you all still want her?

There must be some serious rivalry between the Harry Potter stars because today, after hearing about Daniel Radcliffe's new found mingingness, Emma Watson too let herself go.

The actress, who has only ever started in the Harry Potter films, was seen without make up in unflattering baggy clothes and seems to have put on a mass amount of weight. In addition she now has wrinkles and saggy bits.

"God!" exclaimed a surprise passer by "She must be a least a size 24 now and she has obviously been holding back on that anti-aging cream!"

But just why have both Ms. Watson had Mr. Radcliffe let themselves go and aged so much in the last week? Is it just in a bid to outdo each other? Or is it something more serious than that? Whilst filming for Harry Potter, have they been forced to grow up too quickly? And has this finally taken a toll on their bodies?

What is next? Rupert Grint with a Zimmer frame?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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