Written by Arkanian

Monday, 21 April 2008

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The protagonist, "Princess London Ritz" is a princess who accidentally drinks a magic elixer.

LOS ANGELES, CA - Heiress Paris Hilton has more on her mind than just fashion. The hotel chain princess has decided to start her own series of children's books.

"My first one will be called Rich Girls on Top. It's about a bunch of rich girls who are also fairy princesses." remarked Hilton.

Hilton's publicist has sent us a preview of one of her new books:

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful blonde woman who the kingdom of America loved. She was also the princess of that kingdom. Until one day, an evil wizard called LAPD took her away to jail for drinking a magic elixir that made her dizzy."

When asked for the inspiration behind these books was, Hilton replied: "Oh, it just came to me one day."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Paris Hilton

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