Britney Spears in Near Fatal Car Crash

Funny story written by Greg Creedy

Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Unhinged pop-star Britney Spears has been involved in a potentially fatal car smash on the Ace Ventura Freeway in Los Angeles.

California Highway Patrol officer Francis Llewellyn Poncherello told the Spoof that the twenty-six year old singer-cum-exhibitionist smashed her Mercedes at four miles per hour into the back of a stationary Nissan, which then careered into the back of a school bus carrying underprivileged children.

A police spokesman later said that despite the force of the impact, nobody was hurt.

"This could have been a disaster. If Spears had been driving much much faster, and the Nissan had been driving towards her, and the school bus had been dangling precariously over the side of a bridge following an accident of its own, and the Mercedes had hit the Nissan, which had then smashed into the back of the bus... Well, it doesn't bear thinking about."

A reporter from the Guardian asked the spokesman if the singer's recent fragile mental state could have contributed to the accident. The spokesman said he didn't know.

A reporter from the Spoof asked the spokesman if the singer was wearing knickers at the time of the accident. The spokesman didn't reply.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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