Brad Pitt and Angelina are adopting Britney Spears

Funny story written by pop_princess200515

Friday, 11 April 2008

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The orphan Brittany

It has been rumored for many months now that Brad and Angie would be adopting yet another child. And after 26 year old Britney Spears was given up for adoption by her parents sources say, she was distraught.

Britney had no where to go but the orphanage in Idaho, when Brad and Angie found out and rushed to her side. They have reportedly said that they will raise her "the right way", and "that someone let this child do what ever she wanted to do."

The adoption will be finalized just after Brittany has her 11th child they think she might finally had a girl.

In other news totally unrelated drug purchases in the Idaho area have plummeted.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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