Screenplay for Oscar nominated film found in attic.

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 20 February 2008

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Screenplay found among a bucnch of letters

A film, thought to be the funniest ever made has been discovered in the cellar of a house in Bristol. The screenplay to that film has also been found in the attic of the same house.

The film was made in 1969 and starred British funny men; Eric Sykes and one of the 'Goons', Harry Seycombe. The low-budget film cost only £100 to produce and surprisingly enough contains exactly 100 words which makes it ideal for this report.

In Seine News are privileged to publish the entire dialogue for this film;

"Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb" "Rhubarb"

THE END

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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