Written by Mel Kiss

Sunday, 3 February 2008

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Miley prefers mice to matresses

As you probably already know, Miley is pretty booked up on her Best of Both Worlds tour with the Jonas Brothers. But the teen star was seen leaving her tour bus and running into a local convenience store the other night.

Paparazzo stalkers, delighted at their lucky break, paid the cashier at the store one hundred bucks to tell them what Miley had purchased. "Tampons" said the cashier, who took the money and fled the scene. The reporter chased after Miley, managing to get a quick word before she disappeared into her trailer.

"I love America!" she cried enthusiastically, prompting paparazzo to think she was a little bit tipsy. They weren't sure if her friends, the Jonas Brothers, had been providing her with alcohol or if she'd been stealing it from her dad. When asked about her rumoured romance with Nick, she replied "He is like, totally into me but I don't like him."

She giggled and excused herself before almost tripping over to get in her bus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Miley Cyrus

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