Written by rkcaughman

Tuesday, 22 January 2008

image for Britney Spears to Study Theoretical Quantum Mechanics at MIT
Britney "I like Fizzics and Scyence"

According to Britney Spears' agent in Hollywood, the starlet has decided to give up acting and performing for other academic pursuits.

Spears stated "I've always been interested in stars, that are why I became one. And I like read the Hollywood Free Press every day to see what my sign is, and I love the different phrases of the moon, and you know like we hang out at night just to see if we can see more spaceships."

As photographers snapped pictures of the celebrity she was unusually buoyant and animated. One of the reporters in attendance asked what she knew about string theory, and she said "You know like when I was a little girl I could do a yoyo really good, then I took what I had learned then and like applied it later to my boyfriends, so like I know lots about string, going up and down on things, and stuff like that."

She continued "My boyfriend now, Adnan thinks it's really cool that I am going to college and become a more famouser Physic's person than I have been a Hollywood starlet, so that is like soooo cool."

Officials at MIT's famous Center for Space Research (CSR), the MIT Kavli Institute for Astrophysics and Space Research (MKI) at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology indicated they did receive a handwritten request from Britney Spears and one excerpt was shown to this reporter. It read "Hi, I are Britney Spears the holywood starlet and I want to be a starlet who studies stars. So, plese xcept this letter so I can study scienc things and become a astronaught."

Officials have not stated whether or not she will be accepted into MIT, but one spokesperson did comment by saying "If we are looking for experts in the field of deep, deep space and or vast areas of emptiness, in an astrophysical sense, she would be our first selection."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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