It's official, Wilma Proops is to offer advice to Britney Spears. Confirmation that the fallen star believes that many a true word is spoken in jest was received by Wilma at her Liverpool headquarters in the form of an official order and accompanying cheque for an as yet undisclosed massive amount of money.
Wilma Proops first came to our readers attention when pictures of her bare arse were plastered on front pages of the gutter press throughout the world. The images were captured by waiting paparazzi when Wilma, somewhat inebriated, tripped and fell on top of David Blaine's Perspex box, above the River Thames, in London, England, while on a mission to advice the maverick stunter that he was losing the plot
Wilma Proops is responsible for the ONLY Comedy Problem Page available free to troubled readers everywhere, via the internet, and her very special website.
Currently it is unclear about what aspect of her life Ms Spears is seeking Wilma's advice about but, as avid readers of Wilma's pages will testify, the Agony Aunt to troubled celebrities finds it difficult not to betray huge confidences. No doubt, all will be revealed in due course as there is nothing the Agony Aunt likes better than washing other people's dirty laundry in public.
Wilma Proops has agreed to spend Christmas at the star's home so expect news and gossip from her in the New Year.
