Giuliani has set out his stall for the Presidential elections. He promises a "zero tolerance" approach in Iraq and an early return home for US troops.
Giuliani intends to replace American servicemen in the Mid-East with police SWAT teams from New York and Dallas. "I've seen those boys on TV", he told us, and they sure know how to kick arse".
"If those A-rabs wanna war I'll give 'em one they wont forget", he promised.
Giuliani is intent on cleaning up Iraq and Afghanistan with the same fervour he used to sanitise New York. "No more suicide bombers, hobos or gay bars", he said.
