Infamous online website for wordcraft has come crumbling down today. The famous website, 'TheSpoof.com' could not hold itself together after the disappearance of editor-in-chief, Mark.
It was revealed by writer 'tipsy' today, that Mark has been missing for many days, and the chiefless writers fear the worst. Many claim that Mark has been swept away from his desk by a new disease scientists are calling 'love'. This horrific ailment attacks the heart first, causing a development of babyish voices and need to purchase smelly objects. It then softens the heart forcing the sufferer to behave in ways that can be only described as... Gentlemanly.
It has been suggested that Mark might be in the worst phase of the disease, known only as 'honeymoon'.
The disease is carried by females, and can be passed on via the medium of hair flicking, pouting, or the deadly breast thrust.
The horrific disease is often incurable, and we urge all males to throw rocks at females in order to avoid catching the disease.
Hopes and prayers of writers not only on TheSpoof.com, but worldwide go out to Mark, and now we can only hope, for Marks sake, he doesn't die from oversex or herpes, both side effects of love.
