Pharmaceutical Breakthrough Found in Ohio Man's Emails

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Lunch salad deliveryman Vince Trebiler of Dayton, Ohio had a promising surprise when he opened up his emails: he came across an enhancement for male sexual performance that could be a boon to men everywhere.

"This could set the whole 'Viagra' business on it's ear!" proclaimed Mr. Trebiler from his suburban home as he perused the newest development in pharmaceutical help for men. "I don't know who this Roberta D. Hoskins is, but she has definitely got something to offer in this email I just received!" he added.

Mr. Trebiler is a bit of an entrepreneur, having attempted to refinance his mortgage at "unheard of rates" just recently. He is also coming off being very close to recovering several million dollars for Prince Tohi Dahoney of Lagos, Nigeria, at a "substantial benefit to yours truly!" he explained. "That was a close one, I almost had the deal worked out, but the emails then just stopped. I felt bad for the Prince. Probably some darned government red tape."

This time Mr. Trebiler believes the male enhancement product is a sure thing, and wants to get in on the ground floor. He said he "wants to invest fully" in the product. "This Dr. Starfellow seems like a pretty nice guy. He should use his spell checker a bit more, though. Probably one of those absent minded genius types, if I know people, and I think I do!" added a very optimistic Mr. Trebiler. He also said "I want to be in on this early, and I think this email went to a select few, so I'm probably in good shape."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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