Swan turns the tables on Bjork

Written by Alfred J. McLaser

Monday, 29 March 2004

image for Swan turns the tables on Bjork
The Swan and Icelandic Pixie.

In a follow-up to Bjork's controversial appearance at the 2002 Oscars in a swan dress, that sparked both applause and condemnation from Critcs, the Swan at the center of the event has decided to wear a Bjork dress at the Opening Gala dinner of the Annual Avian Society Awards held this year in Iceland.

When asked about the events, the Icelandic singer replied by saying "the trees are spoken such as that the mice in the tall, tall buildings go from the towns and find little strings outside the pinecones". Making no sense whatsoever in the context of the interview, a press statement was later released by her agent were she states "Bjork is happy that the Swan had decided to wear Bjork on such a meaningful night. Bjork wishes that she herself could wear herself to a major event".

The Swan was unavailable for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more