Hannah Montana headed for rehab

Funny story written by Passion Vine House

Saturday, 13 October 2007

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Hannah does Rehab.

It seems the father of Hannah Montana has his head firmly screwed on. Billy Ray Cyrus announced this morning that his daughter Miley, who plays the Disney character Hannah Montana will go into rehab next week for a short stay. After completing rehab she will immediately be taken to the Los Angeles County Jail where she will serve a six week term.

Mr Cyrus was quick to point out that his daughter is a wonderful person who has never broken the law, abused drugs of any kind or even tasted alcohol. Indeed the 14 year old is a wonderful role model for all children. However, Mr Cyrus would like to get the consequences of her rebellious stage out of the way before fame and fortune kicks in.

A Disney spokesperson said she thought this was a fantastic idea and regretted that they did not have this plan in place for all of their previous child stars.

Miss Montana insists she will not put her hoo-hah on public display before her 16th birthday.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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