Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 2 October 2007

image for Britney Spears, Free at Last, Free at Last
Britney's turning over a support payment

After many months of strained concerted effort Britney Spears has finally broken free the bonds that held her. Yes, a judge finally signed an order telling Britney Spears she had to hand over custody of her two children, two year old, Sean Preston and one year old Jayden James, to her ex husband Kevin Federline.

Britney has been on a roller-coaster ride of emotional ups and downs in the last few months and insiders say it looks like she fully intended to hand over custody to her ex husband just by observing her unpredictable behavior.

A close friend revealed, "it's not like she didn't have all the warning in the world, the judge bent over backward to give her a chance to keep the kids, she really blew it."

Another chapter in the never ending saga titled, "Britney Spears the Confused Years" Now, that Britney has the freedom to party unencumbered there should be some interesting developments coming. She's been holding back up till now.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britney Spears

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