Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 22 September 2007

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LA cops targeting her 'like O J Simpson' for the 'sheer glamor' associated with arresting a celeb?

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Singer Britney Spears has hit out over a witch-hunt campaign that has resulted in her being charged in a hit and run incident.

The 25 year old singer thinks Los Angeles cops are targeting her 'like O J Simpson' for the 'sheer glamor' associated with arresting a celeb.

Her attorney has hinted that ex-husband K-Fed may be behind alleged bribing of LA cops 'to ruin her in public, grab custody of the kids and another huge whack of her $100 million fortune'.

"What we're seeing today is a 21st century Salem," the singer's spokesman said today.

"Who most wants Britney behind bars? Who wants to destroy her as an unfit mother? And who's real sore at the prenup terms that ring-fenced her personal fortune from predatory moves by gold-digger prospectors?"

Who indeed...

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Topics: Britney Spears




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