Bootsy and Phil Collins - meet through Genes reunited

Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 1 September 2007

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Bang those bongos, Daddio, with your kerrazzy friends

Funkadlic and Parliament star Bootsy Collins has been reunited with a long lost relative, balding British singer and drummer, and prog rock survivor Phil Collins.

The two share a great-great-great grandfather, making them third or fourth cousins. The researcher got a bit confused at this point, and retired to a darkened room, before being sacked.

When asked for his opinion, Phil Collins said ".....this is great news, I always thought we were blood, I mean we look so similar, and now we can collaborate'

All Bootsy Collins said was: 'Phil Collins. That's that Sussudio bloke, who ripped of 1999 by Prince for his song. Oh well, think twice, because it is another day for you and me in paradise'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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