Funkadlic and Parliament star Bootsy Collins has been reunited with a long lost relative, balding British singer and drummer, and prog rock survivor Phil Collins.
The two share a great-great-great grandfather, making them third or fourth cousins. The researcher got a bit confused at this point, and retired to a darkened room, before being sacked.
When asked for his opinion, Phil Collins said ".....this is great news, I always thought we were blood, I mean we look so similar, and now we can collaborate'
All Bootsy Collins said was: 'Phil Collins. That's that Sussudio bloke, who ripped of 1999 by Prince for his song. Oh well, think twice, because it is another day for you and me in paradise'.