Roseanne Barr sex tape goes missing

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Wednesday, 8 August 2007

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The man who found the Roseanne Barr sex tape has offered a reward to anyone that can fire the tape at the sun and remove the memories from his mind.

The comedienne has fired an intern who she alleges stole the tape while working for her on her MySpace page.

But in a bizarre twist the first person to watch the tape has put up a reward of £12,500 for the safe return of his sanity and libido, saying on a website: "There isn't enough Viagra in the world to get me up again."

Police are asking members of the public to avoid watching the tape or to face "something like a sexual version of The Ring".

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