Written by queen mudder

Friday, 13 July 2007

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Moss fears more blackmail

New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Model Kate Moss has fled to New York after the tempestuous break-up of her on-off Pete Doherty shagging saga and told Storm agency's Sarah Doukas that she is being blackmailed by her ex.

"You gotta help me Sarah," Moss wept bitterly according to reliable sources at the agency.

Doherty, whose belongings ended up on a massive bonfire in Moss's Primrose Hill back yard last week, has demanded more money from Moss according to Doukas who has said Moss is at her wits' end about what to do.

Last week the gossips at the model's favorite North London drinking hole the Whorely Arms in Camden were agog at the news that Doherty had demanded another £500,000 from the top model on top of what he'd already helped himself to from her bank accounts.

At the heart of the blackmail scenario are foul allegations that Moss's natural father is dodgy rag trade multi-millionaire Richard Caring whose wealth secrets have been at the heart of a fraud cops' probe into the mobster bankrolling of his bsuiness partner Philip Green, current owner of the BHS and Top Shop empire.

A few years ago Caring mysteriously managed to acquire the freeholds of Camden Lock in a deal which fraud cops said was even more machiavellian and tainted than Stuart Rose's slime up to the top job in High Street retailer Marks & Sparks.

A number of stories have persisted on the London clubbing circuit over the years that Moss helped Caring acquire the Camden Lock properties that he then used to build up his £400 million fortune.

"And Doherty found out what Moss's pay-off was, which made him very happy indeed having snorted the best part of two years' worth of recording contract money up his nose and ending up skint."

Doherty is currently believed to be living in a trailer under the West London dual carriageway called Westway in the Capital's premier crack-dealing zone.

Reports that Moss had to hire body guards to fend of his threats for more £££ to keep quiet about her little arrangements have been the source of much speculation among London's weekend snorting elites.

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