Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 12 July 2007

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Doherty: a worm's eye view

San Tropez, France -(Ass Mess): Model Kate Moss is said to be livid as she bides her time away from the paparazzi amid more press revelations that another seven women have come forward with their kiss-and-tell stories of shagging her ex Pete Doherty.

"We always had a pretty fluid relationship," Kate said from her St Tropex hideaway today, "and I turned a blind eye to the occasional back-of-the-limo shag on a Saturday night when Pete was out of his brains after a gig.

"But either I got the numbers wrong of Pete can't count.

"Either way it's over. And I hope that the non specific vaginal bug I caught off the bastard gives them all bloody hell," the model sobbed from her poolside retreat in the sun.

Newspaper stories today have alleged Doherty owes Moss half a million pounds that he 'borrowed' to help finance a series of disastrous commercial ventures mostly connected to the pharmaceutical import-exports sector of industry.

"Kate blew her top when she found out that half the money was withdrawn from her account without her authorzation," a close source said today.

"When she confronted Doherty about the dosh he just freaked out and called her a tight-fisted bitch before storming out and spending the night in a Mayfair brothel.

"When he eventually came crawling back to Moss's Primrose Hill house three days later Kate was in the middle of burning all his letters, gifts, clothes and personal possessions in a giant bonfire in her back yard.

"I guess that's when they both realised the relationship was well and truly over."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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