It's Official: Barbie and Ken Split Up

Written by Deanna Goodson

Monday, 16 February 2004

After 43 years of non-wedded, perhaps pretended bliss, Barbie and Ken split up.

Who gets custody of Skipper you may ask? You didn't really think Skipper was Barbie's sister, did you? That was just a lie they told the world so that Barbie could continue with her various careers which have included secretary, rock star, fashion designer and much, much more.

Barbie also keeps the Dream House, the pink Volkswagen, the Jeep and the Cadillac. She said, "I was the superstar in this relationship. He just rode my expensive coattails. I made the money. He's lucky I kept him around this long. He had no genitalia for crissakes."

Barbie is rumored to be dating Ben Affleck. She is considering a name change to Barbie Lo.

Ken, on the other hand, has been seen out and about at industry parties cozying up to GI Joe, the real American hero.

Neither Ken nor GI Joe have any comment at this time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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