Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 28 June 2007

image for Celebrity Big Brother Chantelle & Preston Evict Each Other
"I'm terribly sorry...who are you?"

Celebrity Big Brother housemates Chantelle Houghton and Samuel Preston have decided to evict each other from their marriage after only 10 months together.

The two met on the Channel 4 show, and fell head-over-heels in love, marrying soon after Miss Houghton, who is as thick as two short planks, won the competition.

The pair have split as a result of a disagreement over two of the current Big Brother housemates, Charley and Billi.

Chantelle has expressed a 'fondness' for Asian male Billi, whilst Preston, as he is known, has shown allegiance towards Charley, who, he says, is misunderstood.

Mrs Preston has described her husband, the lead singer of rubbish pop group The Ordinary Boys, as "too ordinary". She was the subject of a society joke when, having been invited to a celebrity party held by Prince Charles, she was asked by the Prince "Who are you?" as he was introduced to guests.

Asked for her comments on the break-up, Chantelle said:

"Oh my God! Oh my God! He ain't the marrying type, is 'e?"

Asked for his, Preston joked:

"She ain't the 'thinking type', is she?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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