Sean Penn Joins Marine Corps, Refuses to Cut Hair

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Monday, 28 May 2007

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Penn refuses to accept Marine Corps grooming standards

Mediocre actor and self-styled bad ass Sean Penn has enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. According to Penn's spokesperson, who asked not to be identified, the bad boy actor arrived at Paris Island, South Carolina two weeks ago for boot camp.

"He's doing great", said Penn's spokesperson. "He is going to make one helluva lean mean fightin' marine machine."

One potential problem for the actor turned leatherneck is the issue of his hair. He continues to refuse to submit to a haircut. This has resulted in Penn being given an Article 15 everyday since reporting to boot camp. He has also been given lots of KP and extra guard duty.

Sal Manella

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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