Mediocre actor and self-styled bad ass Sean Penn has enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. According to Penn's spokesperson, who asked not to be identified, the bad boy actor arrived at Paris Island, South Carolina two weeks ago for boot camp.
"He's doing great", said Penn's spokesperson. "He is going to make one helluva lean mean fightin' marine machine."
One potential problem for the actor turned leatherneck is the issue of his hair. He continues to refuse to submit to a haircut. This has resulted in Penn being given an Article 15 everyday since reporting to boot camp. He has also been given lots of KP and extra guard duty.
Sal Manella
