Shetty to sue Endemol

Funny story written by bullmonkey

Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Lahore Belly

London (ass press) On the same week that channel 4 has been ordered to appologize to Sharpa Shetty, the glory of Bollywood cinema has announced that she has filed a law suit against Endemol for destroying her immune system.

The allegations stem from the producers of the show supplying the top flight contestants with quality food. During an interview with Sharpa Shetty, she claimed that since consuming the lovely food she has been unable to eat anything prepared for her on the floor by her food wallahs.

She said: "Since I ate some food when I returned to India I have had diarrhoea, fever, vomiting, abdominal cramps, and dehydration. A doctor in London told me I had Delhi belly, but I live in Lahore".

The claim is rumoured to be worth millions. Shetty, on average, makes between 37 and forty-nine films a year. A spokesperson for somebody that wished to remain anonymous refused to comment.

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