Paul McCartney Announces Engagement to Headless Cadaver

Funny story written by Dick Merrick, Jr.

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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Fresh off high profile divorce proceedings with amputee gold digger/dance contestant Heather Mills, Ex Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has proved once again that love is all you need.

"We're soul mates", said Sir Paul, of Jane Doe who Paul met at a London Hospital after she was recovered floating in the River Thames last month.

Paul was at the hospital for a yearly check-up when he mistakenly entered the morgue door and bumped into the gurney carrying Jane Doe.

"I've never met any one like her", said the smitten legend, "She's the exact opposite of Heather".

The couple plans on a long engagement and once again McCartney feels no need for a pre-nuptual agreement when they marry.

Friends of the former Beatle say they haven't seen Paul this happy since the death of John Lennon.

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