Written by Mark

Sunday, 15 April 2007

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Over here you lousy bint!

It appears that the press has a lot of egg on its face today after it was announced that the breakup between Prince William and Kate Middleton was just a prank.

The couple decided to hit back at the press, who they feel haven't been paying enough attention to their relationship.

Kate said: "It's like when I told them to stop taking pictures of me - it was a sort of double-bluff. I thought they'd become more attentive of me if I declared myself off-bounds. I didn't want to start flashing my bits around, like Britney Spears, and neither did Will, so we decided to pretend to break up. And it worked!"

Many press agencies have reacted angrily to the revelation and are vowing not to run any more stories relating to the Prince, or his bint.

TheSpoof.com, however, remains a vigilant supporter of reporting the 'truth'.

The happy couple have announced their engagement and will be married June, 2008.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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