TIMMMBBBBERRR! Jason says: No Mo Gossip Columns!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 3 April 2007

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Another Glam-Slut offers JT a new loose on lust

Jason Timberlake about whom nobody knows what he really does for a living has decided to denounce the very gossip columns that have made his career: "They turn everything into a soap opera and that is what I counted on since I had no real talent and gossipy soap opera was my only hope!"

Timberlake whose career has been falling like a clearcut into a mountain lake seems to have recognized that his only hope besides a liaison with another glam-slut was a semi-righteous attack on the semi-evil media.

"I only hope that at this late date in my "career", I won't get it up the rear"

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