Jason Timberlake about whom nobody knows what he really does for a living has decided to denounce the very gossip columns that have made his career: "They turn everything into a soap opera and that is what I counted on since I had no real talent and gossipy soap opera was my only hope!"
Timberlake whose career has been falling like a clearcut into a mountain lake seems to have recognized that his only hope besides a liaison with another glam-slut was a semi-righteous attack on the semi-evil media.
"I only hope that at this late date in my "career", I won't get it up the rear"
