Trump And Musk Divorce—Their Children? Tesla And White House

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 8 April 2025

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"Let's call the whole thing off."

Nothing more to add. Musk bought the White House for Donald Trump. Now, Musk is out of the White House.

So, what did Musk get? Seems like only bad news. And more bad news. Tesla stock has dropped like a lead balloon. The Elon Musk two-siege heil salutes on inauguration night didn’t sell any Teslas. Two months later, Teslas are referred to as swasta cars or nazi cars.  

And more bad news for Musk. Toyota announced the sale of a new, environmentally friendly, battery-operated car at a pocketbook-friendly price, selling for $13,000. Bingo! 

Springtime for Toyota, but winter for Musk.

Now, if there were any shenanigans, computer tampering, or vote-counting fraud on election night by Elon Musk’s Starlink satellite internet service, then it would be an excellent, getting-even, tear-streaming opportunity for Musk to make a historical confession.  

Confession for Musk, but Mar-a-Lago for Trump.

And if they go their separate ways, will Musk have to pay alimony to Donald Trump? Judging by his Oval Office flea market sales, Donald Trump is broke. He needs money.

Or did they sign a prenup

Musk has already given Trump the White House. And Donald Trump is rumored to have given Musk several juicy defense contracts. Did Trump pay Musk for that Tesla? 

Divorce is divorce. Divorce is a serious business. And business is business. 

So, will Trump keep the Tesla, and will Musk keep the juicy contracts? Hopefully, both men will become history.

Springtime for America and democracy. 

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