The Convicted Felon, Rapist, And Draft Dodger, Attempted To Embarrass World Hero Zelensky 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 1 March 2025

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"The drain pipe is too crowded right now. Stand in line."

The only thing missing at the Oval Office debacle on February 28, was Elon Musk, wearing his size-too-small-hat and making his Sieg Heil nazi salute. 

Putin must have opened the champagne and drank straight out of the bottle. "I finally crushed American democracy!"

He's toasting to himself. "Screw up a US election, get a wanna-be stupid-tough guy into the White House, and I'll get him to kiss my sweet drain-pipe all the way, any time I want! And today, he did it for me again."

But getting serious, what did the Oval Office debacle prove? Zelensky was criticized for not wearing a suit. If you want to get down to the nitty-gritty, unlike Donald Trump, Zelensky was also not wearing a diaper. 

The hillbilly was also there, sitting on a sofa, miraculously not loving it, only to break in whenever Donald Trump exhausted his 8-word limited vocabulary.

The GO sign for Vance must have been when Trump's face would change from orange to red, while bent forward in his chair. Then the hillbilly would chime in and interrupt with the wave of his hand and advance another criticism of Zelensky.   

The two White House clowns continued their Punch & Judy show, fooling no one except proving they were deep in Putin's pocket and kissing his drain-pipe whenever Putin wanted.

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