Mount Hore Baptist Church 'is wrong spelling': Virgie Arthur

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 2 March 2007

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The Twin Towers of Mount Hore Baptist Church

Nassau, Bahamas - (ReuterUs): Anna Nicole Smith's estranged mother Virgie Arthur is said to be scornful of the church chosen for her daughter's funeral service and has told its pastor: "This is an ungodly shack. Seems like you missed out the 'W' from the Mount Hore business in the title. This never woulda happened back home in Wacko, Texas."

Then in a speaking in tongues kind of moment, Arthur began quoting Biblical passages at the pastor:

"Exodus Three: Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro, his father in law, the priest of Midian, and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb.

"Not for nothin' did the Lord call it the backside of the desert. He was just too polite to call it asshole, that's all.

"And now my darlin' daughter's to be buried in the Mount Whore facility close to this backside business. Jesus wept!"

Howard K Stern is officiating.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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