Howard K Stern and Larry Burkhead a Conspiracy Between Gay Lovers?

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 22 February 2007

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West Hollywood Calif. Patrons in a gay bar called, The Rusty Nail, on Santa Monica Blvd claim to have seen Howard K Smith and Larry Burkhead, leather clad, embracing and dancing the night away.

Puffy, one patron claims to have overheard Howard and Larry laughing and giggling like school girls over what they were going to do with all the money they were going to pilfer from the vast Anna Nicole Smith estate.

"I was dumbfounded by the brazen disregard for Anna Nicole's memory being that she was so recently deceased," said, Rusty Nail bartender, Spike, "they were dancing and carrying on. Anna Nicole is a gay icon, did they really think this wouldn't get out"?

It seem as though the battle for custody may just be a wolf in sheep's clothing. Are these two really just after the possible money that could be attained by Anna's estate?

The court case is being heard on CNN and Fox News daily to decide who gets to bury Anna Nicole Smith.


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 21 2007

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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